YOU WILL GET CHEATED ON.....

Now this blog post was not an original idea, it was suggested by someone at my job. The concept is very simple. I believe in being faithful and honest and all that good stuff. HOWEVER!! Should any of the following men come into my life, YOU WILL GET CHEATED ON.

Will Demps
No words. He makes me speechless.

Michael Ealy
Ever since I saw Barbershop, I had to know homeboy's name. My linesister performed with him this summer and it was one of the few times in my life I knew what it was like to be jealous seeing as how that's an emotion I fortnately don't naturally indulge in. Now had I not been working/ gone home for the summer my ass would have got to cheer her on and feast on all that is Michael Ealy.


Anthony Romeo Santos
Romeo is the lead singer of this mega star Bachata group called Aventura for those not up on the Latin Music scene. He also happens to be the future father of my children. He's half Puerto Rican (woot, woot!!) and Domincan from he Bronx. He's got that typical BX Latino swagger I miss and love. One minute he's in jeans and a sweater and next he's got on a skin tight tee and dress slacks like the only Dominican.

Pitbull
His songs have me convinced he's a freak.

Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne is the least attractive and he's short (Love me a tall ass man). However, he is on this list for ne simple reason. I'm a lady (minus my pension for cursing, I blame my grandmother) so I won't say certain things directly but I sure as hell can insinuate. He has a song in which he goes LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA......


Deuces,
Naz

N.A.S.

Ain't this about some ..... a gunman identified as 48 year old George Sodini opened fire at a fitness center yesterday killing three women and then himself. He walked into an LA Fitness gym outside Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, turned off the lights and fired off 50 rounds, killing three women before killing himself Tuesday evening, police said. The tragic shooting a result of Sodini's hatred of women according to the note left behind in his gym bag?!? He had a blog with "details his loneliness and longing for a female companion -- and his growing rage at what he perceived as rejection by women".

Okay hold on. First off I really don't want to go to the gym tonight. Secondly, Are you serious N.A.S.(if you don't know what that means, ask) Lorena Bobitt and the lady with the hot grits didn't even go around killing random men- they got their own dudes. Homie should of took it up with his ex. And well yeah you kept getting rejected by women. Clearly you're crazy & deranged.

Deuces,
Naz.

P.s. Why in the dark. If Ima shoot at some men in the gym Ima save the beautiful ones. Lord knows there are some sexy men at Ballys Fitness. Then again, they stay ruining my workout. The gym is the worse place to get hit on, when you're all tired and sweaty, I get annoyed. If I was looking for a nigga it wouldn't be at the gym.